Desperate Webwives

Or: “Why won’t you [expletive] web server work?!”

I think my web host has been cheating on me. I cannot take it anymore. I’m not getting the attention I deserve. With all the money I pay her to sit in a little room in Texas, New Jersey, India, or wherever her wild travels take her, you would think I’d get a little respect, help and/or service!

But I get nothing of the sort! I’m moving web hosts as soon as I can get these god-forsaken files off the server and on to my hard drive for backup.